rhydonmyhardon:

my reaction all the time whenever someone does something i can’t do

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

whorville:

You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down

msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

thats-slightly-raven:

I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

jackoffrost:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE GOTTEN YET